GloRilla’s Coachella Thickness Sparks Wild Reactions

Truly innocent and full of grace. GloRilla, who described Sister as “thick as ____,” was definitely telling the truth. All the way across every bomb visual sent everyone from the rocky path to madness on Twitter-from hype, grammatically check, or down slay side.

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The strong praise. While Keyamazing put it, “Shes looking goodtttt🥰,” slaykurdae_ came in equally with, “my girl looks good!” Even mb.✨ added, “Okayyy sis really been practicing 😂👏🏾👏🏾.” Cityboy2423 kept it real, saying, “She not thick but it’s moving.” Aww.

Starts with BBL accusations because why wouldn’t it? TAV really was not holding back. The comments flooded, “She got that bbl”-very much like a mantra. chaselenciaga agreed, saying, “its a bbl yall.” Meanwhile, Cheetah G. went even further, calling it “a mental disorder.” A bit harsh? Maybe. But that’s the internet.

The naysayers came hard. Ghost said, “Black culture is so gross,” and Mr. Eccentric answered with, “Yet your eyes are glued.” DevinMcKinney9 gorged by tweeting, “That’s so gross 🤢🤣,” whereas blksunchild999 just shredded her down: “Look like it stank.” Damn.

Some light humor came through. mo_damixologist rolling with “‘2 water balloons from a infant party😭” while RedBone🍓 chimed, “im damn near up er w her.” Heather swore to bring it back: “When I’m good at this, it’s over I swear.”

Bitter, can we call it? Thick or otherwise, GloRilla made an obvious internet chokehold with very positive replies-not going to let go too soon, I don’t think.

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Just a note-Wait-what was I saying? Right: absolute madness.